But that leaves my job cut out for me on Mondays. Lots of rooms need to be re-claimed.
This Monday was no exception. I woke up early- started my day off right- reading scriptures, made breakfast for the fellas. I even ironed my husbands shirt for him! I mean- really. I was on a roll!
Then my oldest reminds me he is suppose to bring his "invention" to school today. He invented "cheese bacon" and of course we don't have any bacon. So I agree to run to the store while everyone has breakfast so we can make his cheese bacon to take to school.
When I get back- the house STINKS, my husband is hacking and baby is in the bathtub. (I hear the water running).
That can mean only one thing.....
HEATH- How can someone so cute cause so much mischief!
I figure- it is better if I don't even look. I don't want to ruin a good morning send off- by seeing the work that lies ahead of me once my family is off to school. So I hurry- make the cheese bacon, my husband who is already late- apologizes and gives me a peck on the cheek while he runs out the door. I drive the kids to school so they won't be late and I am left with a scavenger hunt of poop on my hands.
Poopy finger prints on his door.
To a plop of poop on his pillow.
After following my nose- I found more prints in the playroom, poop on our futon, in the living room, on our couch.... what a mess!
Guess whose renting the Carpet Doctor from the grocery store today.
Have you ever read this poem?
"Sometimes you get discouraged because I am so small...
and always leave my fingerprints on furniture and walls
But every day I'm growing
I'll be all grown some day
and all those tiny hand prints will surely fade away
so here's a little hand print
just so you can recall
Exactly how my fingers looked
when I was very small."
The first time I read that poem as a new mother- I didn't know the footprints and hand prints were going to be poop.
Laura
2 comments:
As TAMN would say "Eeeewwww!"
What a great memory to have of Heath. Now you can refer back to this his whole life whenever you need an embarrassing story.
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